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(no subject) [Sep. 10th, 2011|02:52 am]
Ahhh... Because I haven't done a survey in a while, and I guess so I have some sort of markers for the future when I look back at this shit. And because I was reading back and found this one.

x. Slept in your bed: Aside from me? Well, it was Puppy's bed before I had it, so Puppy
x. Saw you cry: Puppy.
x. Made you cry: Myself, really.
x. You shared a drink with: Puppy.
x. You went to the movies with: Puppy.
x. You went to the mall with: Puppy.
x. Yelled at you: My mother, probably.
x. Sent you an email: My boss.

x. Said "I Love You" and meant it?: Yes.
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: Roxy never fights me. I yell at her though. Mostly for eating my garbage.
x. Been to New York: No.
x. Florida: Yes.
x. California: Yes.
x. Hawaii: Yes.
x. Mexico: Yes.
x. China: No.
x. Canada: Yes.
x. Danced naked: Probably.
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: Not that I can recall.
x. Wish you were the opposite sex: Not in any sort of depth :-p
x. Had an imaginary friend: Not that I recall, but probably.

x. Do you have a crush on someone: I dunno if it counts as a "crush" per se :-p
x. What book are you reading now: Went back to trying to read the Dalai Lama's "Art of Happiness"
x. Worst feeling in the world: Heartbreak.
x. Future son's name: Coatrack.
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: I've got a stuffed monkey that I use as a wrist support.
x. What's under your bed: A drawer. Dust. Maybe some stray laundry.
x. Favorite sport to watch: Demolition derby.
x. Siblings: What about them?
x. Location: In his bedroom?
x. College plans: It'll take something serious to make me go back. I think I'm done.
x. Piercings/tattoos: Ears pierced. No tattoos.
x. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: He's more of a boyfriend than a girlfriend :-p The penis gives it away.

x. Do you do drugs: "Only the good ones."
x. Do you drink: Sometimes.
x. Who is your best friend: Puppy.
x. What are you most scared of: The unknown. Loss.
x. What clothes do you sleep in: A shirt and capris, I guess?
x. Where do you want to get married: Ehh. A garden maybe? Someone's back yard?
x. Who do you really hate: My brother.
x. Been in Love: Yes.
x. Do you drive: Yes.
x. Do you have a job: Technically...
x. Do you like being around people: "Usually." Depends on the people.
x. Are you for world peace: Sure?
x. Are you a health freak: Not particularly.

x. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: Probably.
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: Yes.
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: Yeah.
x. Want someone you don't have right now: No. Well, technically he's not "here" so I don't "have him right now"... so... yes?
x. Are you lonely right now: In the little now, yes, in the big now, no.
x. Song thats stuck in your head a lot: Fleetwood Mac - Go Your Own Way
x. Do you want to get married: Yes.
x. Do you want kids: Probably. But not now.

x. Room in house: My bedroom I guess?
x. Type(s) of music: Stuffystuffs
x. Band(s): Stuffystuffs
x. Color: Shiny.
x. Perfume or cologne: Axe. Stupid Axe.
x. Month: August.
x. Stone: Granite.

x. Cried: No, surprisingly.
x. Bought something: I "rented" poker chips, I guess.
x. Gotten sick: No.
x. Sang: No.
x. Said "I Love You": Yes.
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: Yes.
x. Met someone new: Yes.
x. Missed someone: Yes.
x. Hugged someone: Yes.
x. Kissed someone: Yes.
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(no subject) [Sep. 7th, 2011|04:43 pm]
If there is one person you can't stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2008|07:04 pm]
Ok, I need help figuring out what to believe.

We took our Philosophy midterm on Monday. Before the test, out loud, I told God that if he is real, he should give me 100% on my midterm. Puppy prayed to his cell phone for the same. We were going to determine whether a cell phone was more powerful than God or not.

Puppy didn't do so well, but I got 47/49, but the teacher gave everyone 2 points for some random reason, so I ended up with 49/49.

Should I use the final score as proof of God, or the original score as proof of no God? :-p
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(no subject) [Apr. 18th, 2008|11:29 am]
Also, since I haven't recited my favourite poem in a while:

There once was a girl named Jill
Who wanted to try dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And one of her tits in Brazil
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(no subject) [Apr. 18th, 2008|10:13 am]
:o I'm posting something? Yes. Yes I am.
I seem to have a lack of other places for my mind to spew its randomness.
And now, onto today's randomness:

Somebody's list of "activities to fuel a creative life" has told me to list things I've learned from "powerful women in my life".

Things I Have Learned from Powerful Women:

- For anybody to take you, as a powerful woman, seriously, you must be overly serious, and therefore completely and utterly boring.
- To be a powerful woman, you must be a cuntbag.

- Because you are now completely and utterly boring, people might take you seriously, but they still won't give a flying fuck because you're boring and still a cuntbag.

- To be a powerful woman, you either have to be a hairy-legged hippie bull-dyke, have some weak-willed wussy-boy as a mate, or drive your mate to find somebody more feminine who doesn't intimidate them.

- If you become a powerful woman, you have to tout yourself as a hero for women everywhere, and represent yourself as their femi-saviour. This turns you into a cuntbag feminist too.

- To be a powerful woman, you have to make everyone hate you and/or afraid you'll kill them if you even hint that you're not cut out for the job.
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(no subject) [Jan. 7th, 2008|03:26 am]
Oh, in case nobody got the memo, I died.

Nah, I just don't like you guys anymore ;)

Actually, I just really can't be fucking bothered.

That and Facebook, sadly, is much more amusing :( Congratulate me on becoming a motherfucking sheep.
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2007|12:45 am]
If I were a stone, I would be... Granite
If I were a tree, I would be a... Western Redcedar
If I were a bird, I would be a... Great Blue Heron
If I were an insect, I would be a... Bumblebee
If I were a machine, I would be a... Dot-matrix printer
If I were a tool, I would be a... Tape measure
If I were a fruit, I would be a... Pear
If I were a flower, I would be a... Daisy
If I were a kind of weather, I would be... Big fluffy snowflakes
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a... Martian
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a.. Bass Clarinet
If I were a kind of profession, I would be... a Student
If I were an animal, I would be a... Black bear
If I were anything in the world, I would be... Joy
If I were a color, I would be... Translucent blu-ish black
If I were a fragrance, I would be... Fresh cut grass
If I were an emotion, I would be... Familiarity
If I were a state or feeling, I would be... Home
If I were a sound, I would be... Contemplative silence with the moderate background noise of a forest
If I were an Element, I would be... Water
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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2007|05:52 pm]
Find Apartment
See Apartment
Get Apartment/Sign papers
Set up Hydro
Set up Internet
Finish packing
Figure out where everything's going
Get keys/do walk-thru
Move stuff
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(no subject) [Jul. 16th, 2007|11:37 pm]
I... I don't even know how to introduce this one.

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(no subject) [Jun. 17th, 2007|11:38 pm]
It occurs to me that I may not have posted anything/much recently.

1) I'm still alive.
2) I graduated. Woo?
3) I'm moving.
4) I'm going back to school.

That is all. Resume uhh... whatever it is you do. Not caring. Yeah, that's it ;)
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